December 2010
41 posts
I want to love you like they do in fairy tales,
I want to see you smile like they in magazines,
I want to hear you laugh like they do on sitcoms,
I want to feel your heart beating like they do in cartoons.
But mostly I want you to want the same for me.
“These chips are as salty as shit”
– My dad.
And I wanna believe you, When you tell me that...
I don’t care what you do to them, just be good to...
If I could just look in the mirror and not cringe I’d be happy, I swear
“Lindsay is a good girl. Deep down she is a good girl. I saw The Parent Trap. I...”
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“If I say I want my haircut like Brad Pitt in Inglorious Basterds, will the...”
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“Best investment I’ve ever made? Hard to single one out, but my “Mustache Party”...”
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“In a battle to the death between the Beastie Boys and the Beach Boys, I would be...”
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